"You ought to have a key to get down here, becasue this basement is where all the really nasty stuff happens. This is the place where we shoot all the scenes that are too raunchy, Too Bizarre and too shocking to be included in our regular DVD releases. In our careful before you descend these old stairs. What you're going to see here is strictly for going to see here is stricktly for VERY mature adults who understand what we mean by the word: UNDERGROUND. You've been Warned!!"
